SCHOOLYARD
SHOWDOWN
Type in your school, pick your year group, then defend its honour against rival schools. First punch lands in seconds — press ENTER to fight instantly!
COME BACK AND FIGHT
Welcome back, Fighter
Open this site again on the same phone and your challenges, kit, and score are still here. On another device, paste your fighter code.
loading…No challenges sent from this fighter yet. Create an invite below, or paste someone else's link in Answer a challenge.
ONLINE YARD
Pick someone who is here right now and challenge them. On a phone, the fight buttons sit on the screen — use Controls if you do not see them. Turn the phone sideways for a bigger arena.
No other players are online. Computer rivals are available below until someone arrives.
KEEP YOUR SCORES
Optional. Sign up to keep this yard name and your leaderboard scores when you change phone.
WH YOUR FIGHTER
BUILD YOUR AVATAR
Choose a boy or girl fighter, then a face and school crest.
SKIN
HAIR
FACE & EXTRA
SCHOOL KIT
Throw pens, board rubbers, chairs, phones, and bikes in a fight. Hits add the points set in the admin portal. Press Q to throw the selected item, C to cycle.
Pen +25
A fast flick. Small sting, quick points.
Board rubber +50
Chalk duster. Arcs in and dusts them for points.
Chair +100
Heavy, slow, and very satisfying when it lands.
Phone +70
Bounces around the yard and still scores.
Bike +140
A ground rush. Huge points if it connects.
Ruler +35
A sharp flick. Fast and cheap.
Lunchbox +70
Heavy tin. Bounces and still scores.
Football +45
Boots across the yard.
Water bottle +40
Spins in and clips them.
Satchel +110
A full bag. Slow, loud, high points.
Apple +20
A quick throw from the lunch tray.
School tie +30
Whips across and still scores.
Shoe +55
A heavy lace-up. Short range, hard hit.
Calculator +60
Science-block special. Dense and nasty.
Basketball +50
Big bounce, easy points.
Umbrella +45
Opens on the way and knocks them back.
Whistle +18
Tiny, fast, and annoying.
Sandwich +35
Lunch special. Soft hit, decent points.
Trophy +130
House cup. Slow, shiny, huge points.
RIVAL SCHOOLS — tap one for a Quick Fight
CHALLENGE ANOTHER SCHOOL
Generate an invite link, send it to a mate at a rival school — when they open it, they fight your fighter (your school, Year 9) to settle it once and for all.
The invite puts your fighter inside the link itself, so a friend can fight you even if the short code cannot be looked up. For other people to open it, the link must start with your public https address — set SITE_URL on the server. See the deploy guide.
GOT A CODE OR A FULL LINK?
HOW TO PLAY
- Chain hits for combos — bonus points per hit.
- Fill the blue meter, then launch a Textbook Tornado.
- Blocking cuts damage by 85%. Use the platforms!
- On mobile, big touch buttons appear automatically.
- First to win 2 rounds takes the match.
HIGH SCORES
No scores yet — be the first legend of the yard.
SCHOOL HONOUR AT STAKE
Every K.O. is worth 500. A flawless round earns 500 more. Win the gauntlet and take the yard crown.